theepichumor: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Read More
My academic career →
wowfunniestposts: 2005: Present: this blog is hilarious
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
I wish I was dating Kelly Rowland– Trey Songz (via fyeahkellyrowland)